nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

guy:

i hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way i think it octopus

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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